Recent purchases.

I have always had good sight. I have always had good teeth. I have always secretly hoped that when I go to the eye doctor, he will tell me that my eyes have magically gone terribly bad and I desparately need glasses (this dream has not yet been realized). I was the kid that really wanted braces too (and I also didn't get those. damn straight teeth). Although I should be rejoicing that I am a healthy gal with good teeth and eyes, I am not. And in my denial, I have bought a pair of fake glasses. Judge all you want. I can't wait.